Tech-savvy Reveler Gifts

Modern Day Christmas Carolers

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Barcode Dreams

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Coffee shop

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

God's Phone

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

Unicorn in the Woods

Rumours Online

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

The Web is mightier than the sword.

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

Astronaut Selfie.

CIA Espionage

Tarzan mobile phone

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

"The Little Dutch Boy, 2024"

'Data, data everywhere!'

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'Trust you, Filkins, to harp on the ONE TINY FLAW in the online global infrastructure.' (Technology dependent on electricty)

"The 'Times' called his novel 'downloadable'."

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, give a man a kickstarter campaign and he can write a bad fishing memoir."

At the National Museum of Computer Icon Art

'I self-published my e-book and uploaded it into 'the cloud'...but I'm not sure which one.'

Psychiatry. Did you get in touch with your inner child? Yeah, and now I understand all my apps!