Tech-savvy Procrastinator Mugs

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"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

Travelogue

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

Working from home to-do list.

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

The Last-Minute Halloween Costume Parade

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.

"I hate going into a staff meeting without a clear exit strategy."

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"

The Procrastinatorium.

"Where do you come up with your rationalizations for not writing?"

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work. I overslept.'

Thanks for making the breakfast meeting, Harris.

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

Bummer Time Streaming

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

'Sorry I'm late - My alarm must have gone off while I was asleep.'

Yeahhhh, I've goofed-off at the fax machine, laser printer, copier, but I'm a traditionist. Nothing beats the watercooler!

'You got sticky notes.'

"Hey Ma, Timmy's please..."

'Never stand when you can sit. Never sit when you can lie down.'

The Male Biological Clock.

'Busy day?'

"Finally, something I know I'll finish."

'I stopped working hours ago, this is pure inertia, baby.'

'The trouble with the future is that it keeps getting closer and closer.'

'I could have become a pro golfer, but I didn't want to work weekends.'