Tech-savvy Planter Prints

Farmers and new technologies

Farmer planting the next crop of PC's.

"Virtual gardener."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Hydroponic Gardening

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

Old MacDonald had a startup.

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'I think this mother might prefer a different planter.'

"And remember, when repotting your pension, it's best to go down one pot size."

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

Farmer using a photo editing program

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

This one needs re-booting!

GM Crop Lark

"How are you doing, Precious? I'm thinking about you. I'll be home soon, so don't you worry about a thing."

'That one's for a man with a very large lawn, it's fitted with sat nav.'

"it has 256 ringtones and I can download more."

A Gardener's Calendar: January - This is the most convenient time to work out your plans for the year.

Modern Shepherding

saving water

'Fun's over, the farmer installed a corn filter.'

Milk Machine

'Spinach: The Prequel'

"My plants have been growing so much better since I started texting them."

Agriculture and New Technologies

"It's a lot easier to throw someone under the bus when you have the app."

Pick your own organisms.

'I'm not sure why, but you sound muffled.'