Tech-savvy Person Prints

"Would you please refrain from texting while I'm operating!"

Recycling Bins: Plastic, Glass, Paper, and Last Year's Technology.

'Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?'

Frog Family Selfie

"I don't . . . . the look of this...."

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

'Don't answer, Irving! I can't stand people who answer their cell phones in front of me!'

'I can get 67 channels, but they all show me in my chair!'

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

e-shoes

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

Relaxing in the Sun

"Did you get my tweet?"

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Early Learning Today

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

The Re-Opening of Schools

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'...till death, or a really huge argument over ringtones, do you part.'