Tech-savvy Partner Prints

"There! I've deleted you from my database!"

"O.K., just tell me, which college classmate did you Google today?"

"The nice thing about being married is that I no longer feel obligated to like your posts."

"Yes, I got your email asking how my day was going. I just assumed your account had been hacked."

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

'No, I'm not being tracked by scientists, just by my wife...'

'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'

'You must learn to text each other more.'

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"Not tonight, dear - isn't there an app for it?"

"I used to know my wife's fondest dreams and desires, but now I leave that to Google."

"You each need to spend time alone. I suggest his and her chat rooms."

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

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"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

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'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

Early Learning Today

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

'Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?'

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"