Tech-savvy Memory Keeper T-Shirts

"I can recall all my early milestones - my first bicycle, my first dog, my first password."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

Pan Extension Chord

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Coffee shop

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

'You're always living in the past.'

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

"Why didn't we think of that?"

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

Wall of Office Memories

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

"I'm taking detailed notes of everything, so I can tell my kids what things were really like when I was their age."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."