Tech-savvy Memory Keeper T-Shirts

"I can recall all my early milestones - my first bicycle, my first dog, my first password."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

Pan Extension Chord

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Coffee shop

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'You're always living in the past.'

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

"Why didn't we think of that?"

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

Wall of Office Memories

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

"When we're not hibernating, I've gone ahead and listed our cave as an Airbnb."