Tech-savvy Lovebirds Gifts

'You may now click the bride.'

'Do you, Optimus_!@aol.com. take thee, Sexy69@aol.co...'

Zoom Wedding

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"I have to admit, that's the first time I'd ever heard the term 'tech support' incorporated into wedding vows."

And do you, funnygrl@bizone.net, take harley99@comco.com

Today's love

"If you both agree to the terms and conditions, press, 'I accept'."

"The correct response is, 'I do'...not 'Whatever!'"

Damn predictive text, did you mean to break up with me or 'brick my tit'?"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

Klimt Kiss Phones

"You may now kiss the bride."

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

'Young Love'

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."

"Replying with a heart emoji to a cat video I posted on Facebook is not the same as telling me you love me."