Tech-savvy Legal Beagle Pillows

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

'As to being an accessory before or after the fact - were you in the 'enter' or 'delete' mode?'

'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?'

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

'I don't suppose there's any way I could serve my sentence on line?'

'...In an attempt to speed up our backlog of cases we've computerized the scales of justice.'

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

'No need to text me your answer to that. I'm right here.'

"Raise your right hand and swear on the tablet..."

Audiovisual law

"We're running late. Skip the brief, just give me the tweet."

'How do you want me to answer that question, Norm? As an attorney, or as your best friend?'

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

"It's non-negotiable."

"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"

Laws and mobile technology

"Yes, I did use your credit card to pay for a computer and phone. Just how long did you expect that ball of yarn to entertain me."

Online Dog Dating

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

Computer questionning a witness.

"We're good herding dogs, but that drone can't be good for job security."

"A text? Since when did the dog stop barking when he wanted to come in?"

Remote control sheepdog

Computer Aided Divorce.

'Just as a precautionary measure; is there any way you can get rid of that mask?'

"It's a cat-scanner."

"What this law firm needs is an app that can tweak the law in our favor."

'My dog ate my opinion.'

It's one of those cognitive improvement programs...supposed to teach old dogs new tricks.

Florence and her baaarcode

'...Plus thirty days for not turning off your damn cell phone!'

'My eyes aren't as good as they use to be.'

Sheep barcodes.

Dog Training - "Next, go to the 'Guard' menu and select 'Bark.'"