Tech-savvy Imaginations T-Shirts

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

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"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Relaxing in the Sun

Weird things I do because of the internet

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

Early Learning Today

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

"Does the ark have wifi?"

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

CCTV in church.

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

'My diagnostic software is acting up. It says you are pregnant.'