Tech-savvy Green Thumb Prints

Okay, dig that one up!

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Doing the borders.

Allotment

"First time pruning?"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Gardener

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Horti-Culture

Garden Goddess.

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Garden.

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

An old man growing berries

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Eco Princess

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

Award Winning Gardener

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Greenfingers.

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

The Garden