Tech-savvy Foodies Mugs

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

"Fresh pepper?"

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

"Something photogenic for each of us."

Waiter to diner: 'I'm going to return you to the main menu.'

"First, finish that genetically modified asparagus. Then you can have ice cream full of bovine growth hormone."

'Here's to romantic candlelight dinners and infared technology.'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

"I'm texting my compliments to the chef!"

"Bad news Dad, I've just received an e-Alert: The farmer's wife has downloaded a "Coq au Vin" recipe..."

"To be honest it's not char-grilled, it's actually hydrogen-fluoride lasered chicken."

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

Swedish Meta Balls.

"All we've come up with so far is that new meatloaf."

Frankly, I've seen better menus on my computer accounts Package.

'Honey, I think you have an error message coming in from the kitchen.'

Data Processing Center.