Tech-savvy Dog Owners Prints

"Friend request from the mailman? Nice try."

Totally dogmatic

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

Facebook For Dogs.

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

Remote-controlled cat flap.

Dog playing VR fetch.

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

His Master's Data.

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

"Something to do with algorithms."

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

"He created Bitecoin."

Labradrone

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

Tinder

Man tried to get dog to go for a walk.

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

Dog at computer screen initiates a search for master's slippers.