Tech-savvy Couch Potatoes T-Shirts

"This recliner comes with a fitness tracker."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

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"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

The modern generation!

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

Smartphone Sonogram

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

Dr. Reynolds unsuccessfully combines night story time with EHR pajama time.

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."

Virtual Beach

"My fit watch has conspired with the TV remote. The remote only stays on some fitness channel until I get up and exercise."

Baby cries into a cellphone.

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

'Mom, I need a push.'

"Take it easy, honey. Beneath that terrifying rage is our twelve-year-old daughter. My GOD, when will the wi-fi go back on?!!"

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."

"Cool bonfire app, man."

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"