Tech-savvy Couch Potatoes T-Shirts

"This recliner comes with a fitness tracker."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

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"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

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"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

Smartphone Sonogram

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

The modern generation!

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

Dr. Reynolds unsuccessfully combines night story time with EHR pajama time.

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

Baby cries into a cellphone.

"My fit watch has conspired with the TV remote. The remote only stays on some fitness channel until I get up and exercise."

Virtual Beach

"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

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'Mom, I need a push.'

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."

"Take it easy, honey. Beneath that terrifying rage is our twelve-year-old daughter. My GOD, when will the wi-fi go back on?!!"

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

"Cool bonfire app, man."

'Dad's cell-phone!! I'm going to call the moon!!'