Tech-savvy Chatter Mugs

'Sorry, dad, I'm so busy chattin' with friends I just can't work.'

21st century water cooler conversations.

e-shoes

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Weird things I do because of the internet

Relaxing in the Sun

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"We don't talk anymore."

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

Early Learning Today

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

CCTV in church.

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).