Tech-savvy Bovine Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Ringing horn

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"They’re real."

Pull the udder one

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"You're famous, Angus."

THe UDDER Side

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

Carpet Cows

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

Ranch Dressing

"Oh God, yes! I've been a bad cow! Such a bad, naughty cow! Again! Yes!"

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

It was an impulse buy.

'Do you believe how easy it is to find corn on the internet?'

"Hope I like it? Are you kidding me? Grass is my FAVOURITE!"

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

'You two, sort it out!'

COW. JUST COW.

Angry Bulls about to try out their version of Butchering on an unsuspecting Butcher

World Of Cow - Horns fly away by flapping ears.

Rule 1: Cows must be taught to obey the laws of physics!

"Every now and then, I get an overpowering urge to wear a cowbell."

'I love you guys!'

'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!'

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"