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Artificial Art

Lord George brings news of the debate

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

'Who's the new guy?'

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

I just made up that part. It should really throw people for a loop if they find this place thousands of years from now!

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

The first case of resume padding.

cuPad

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

El Greco

Europa takes a selfie

Still Lives: 'What's wrong, don't you love me anymore?'

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

Tiny people.

The Joy Of Txt...

"Oh you kids and that cursed painting in the closet keep me young."

Van Gogh's mp3-player.

Modeling gig

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

'It's a girl and she's an artist in her gestational period.'

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

Munch's 'Parents Being Asked For Money'.

'He lives under the illusion that Charles Saatchi is going to barge in here someday and buy everything.'

"It's a forgery, alright! And by the looks of it... a fairly recent one."

"After buying his 698th mobile device, his wife had him committed."

I can't believe I fell for the old "would you like to come to my place and see my etchings?" line. How old is that line, anyway? The last time it was used successfully was by Albrecht Dürer in 1495.

"I think you two may hit it off. Craig, here, is an attractive male academic in his early forties who seeks a warm, vivacious woman delighting in conversation, arts, and nature for an evolving romantic commitment, possibly marriage, while you, Vivian, are a good-looking, intelligent, stimulating woman in her late thirties who seeks an educated, unattached, well-bred man concerned with ideas, culture, and the environment with whom to share your life interests and companionship."

"We're students and we don't like this sculpture. Have it removed by tomorrow."