Tech-resisters Pillows

Peasant's emancipation.

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"Well, guys... I guess we'll just have to ask Siri where we are." "No! Don't do that!" "Yeah! We know exactly what we're doing!" "Dude! Have you forgotten our credo?" "Society for the refusal to ask for directions."

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

'I hate PowerPoint.'

"I'm worried about little Gwendoline. She's ignoring her phone and thinking on her own!"

Cyberwarfare

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

'For our specials today, we'll despoil our shared environment, filthy-up the air, completely ignore the rules of good global manners and cyber attack all your systems. . .'

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

"I am worthy of human kindness and care. I am worthy of human love and respect. I am worthy of huma rights and equality....or death to the f**king lot of 'em."

Enraged by Wikileaks reports of CIA domestic surveillance via home electronics, Della Dinkerbonker fights back.

"Judging by all the hair you've pulled out of your head, I must be hard to teach technology to than I thought."

"I'm sorry to trouble you yet again with internet issues."

'Miss Wayson, find out who put this computer on my desk and tell them to get it the hell out of here!'

Replaced by a millennial with artificial intelligence.

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

"Pull over and check your phone" "Once more for good luck" "Maybe just another teensy look"

'Your last tech job offered generous options? So do we: Take it or leave it.'

"But this is the way we've always done it."

I hate blind carbon copies when the computers are down.

'Professional downloader of Napster files' looking for work

"Harold still prefers falling asleep to traditional print media."

Sometimes my willpower needs a little reminding. Stop looking at your phone.

Skull Icons

Dot was totally in awe of technology. Now Neville could screw up their accounts and mess up the holiday booking before breakfast without even getting out of bed.

STRIP Hambone: Living in the box the computer who replaced him came in

Computer Crimes

The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.'