Tech-reliant Speller Prints

Unfortunately for Billy, the night before the big contest, his spell checker crashed

"Could you repeat that word?"

"I was doing great until the battery in my phone died."

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

"Of course, that's only a first draft."

"I lost the spelling bee on the word 'gangsta.' "

'Of course I can spell -- I just can't spell conventionally.'

Maid revealing that the judge uses a dictionary when writing

"I can't remember if it's one eye of newt, or two... Hang on, I'll just take a look at my spell checker."

"Anybody know how to spell anarchy?"

'Are you sure brook is misspelled'

"Dude, you wrote bear arms not bare arms!!"

Independant Spelling Consultant.

Wordplay: Carelessness.

'I just got a hex message from Zelda.'

'I think maybe the spell checker wore out.'

'You spelt dog wrong.'

"And now the winner will be determined by a duel."

'I can't read this, you must write more clearly.' - 'If I did that, you'd see all my spelling mistakes.'

'I was doing okay 'til I stuck my neck out on guillotine.'

'Therapist is one word George!'

'But Dr johnson ov wat yuse wil thsi dicshunary ov yors be?'

Ed, The Home-Schooled Doctor.

"Admit it ... you were hexting while driving again."

Witch Online

'If you want to get even with someone now, it's simple - just put a spell on their software.'

"You'll have to start again - you've missed out an 'I'."

"That may not be the best option for printing out your novel."

Spelling for Dumbies.

''Whom has mis-spelt millennium.' He said, for he had been to night school.'

"Who cares if you misspelled a word on the blackboard? Tell you what...next time you spell a word, spell it right, turn around, and yell, 'Boom, baby!'"

'They're words, Billy, assembly required.'

"Who teaches apostrophe usage?"