Tech-reliant Speller Prints

Unfortunately for Billy, the night before the big contest, his spell checker crashed

"Could you repeat that word?"

"I was doing great until the battery in my phone died."

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

"Of course, that's only a first draft."

"I lost the spelling bee on the word 'gangsta.' "

"Anybody know how to spell anarchy?"

Maid revealing that the judge uses a dictionary when writing

'Of course I can spell -- I just can't spell conventionally.'

"I can't remember if it's one eye of newt, or two... Hang on, I'll just take a look at my spell checker."

'Are you sure brook is misspelled'

'I think maybe the spell checker wore out.'

'I just got a hex message from Zelda.'

"Dude, you wrote bear arms not bare arms!!"

Wordplay: Carelessness.

'I can't read this, you must write more clearly.' - 'If I did that, you'd see all my spelling mistakes.'

Independant Spelling Consultant.

"And now the winner will be determined by a duel."

'I was doing okay 'til I stuck my neck out on guillotine.'

'You spelt dog wrong.'

Men, there is no I in team! Seriously. I just got a text from your English professor, so go ahead and fix that in the playbook I handed out. (Pulished originally on March 6, 2010.)

'But Dr johnson ov wat yuse wil thsi dicshunary ov yors be?'

'Therapist is one word George!'

Ed, The Home-Schooled Doctor.

Witch Online

"Admit it ... you were hexting while driving again."

"You'll have to start again - you've missed out an 'I'."

"That may not be the best option for printing out your novel."

'If you want to get even with someone now, it's simple - just put a spell on their software.'

''Whom has mis-spelt millennium.' He said, for he had been to night school.'

"Who cares if you misspelled a word on the blackboard? Tell you what...next time you spell a word, spell it right, turn around, and yell, 'Boom, baby!'"

Spelling for Dumbies.

'They're words, Billy, assembly required.'