Tech-phobic Healthcare Workers T-Shirts

"These EHR formats are an indecipherable headache to try and wade through. I miss the old days when the doctor's writing was all we had to figure out."

Grandma's caf

"GPS? In my day, a newcomer learned to find his cubicle by memory."

High speed cinder block

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"Hey! Get back here!"

"Tarzan no want computer."

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

Pensioners and Phones

"The healthcare industry has made a lot of advances in billing technology."

"I miss the old days."

"Stiff neck, blurred vision, and Carpal Tunnel Syndrome, all due to extended time in front of a computer. I think I just discovered the ICD-10 code for my job!"

'That's it for today. If you have any questions, ask the nurse. I can't hear a thing with these ear plugs in.'

'Miss Wayson, find out who put this computer on my desk and tell them to get it the hell out of here!'

"Digital? We're not even cable ready!"

"Why would I upload my files to a computer?"

'...one kilobyte of idiot.'

"You want a glass of water...Hang on I think I've got an app for that!"

"It happens every time we get a new piece of equipment...He won't invest the time to study the instructions and it ends in disaster."

Woman afraid of a computer mouse.

'The professor can read hieroglyphics on ruins and in tombs but he can't read text messages on his cell phone.'

"Can you give me your Christmas list on a regular sheet of paper? I don't know how to open the word document you emailed me."

"Grandpa, you remind me a lot of myself in my pre-tech years."

"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."

'The Comedy of Computer Errors.'

'Looks good on paper. Let's scan it in and see how it looks on the screen.'

'Nothing to worry about, Dear, just a little accident on the information superhighway.'

"You're a great plummer, but those skills won't help you with fixing you computer. So put the plunger away and call a professional."

"No cell phone, no e-mails... boy, I've never felt so free1"

"I think it's time my grandpa upgraded his keyboard."

"Technology moving too fast."

'I don't have e-mail or fax, not even a computer...if you haven't already guessed, I'm still living in the typewriter age.'

'Letters, letters, letters - why can't you learn to text?'

Grandpa Billy never did understand how you can listen to music using ear spuds.