Tech Phobia Survivor Pillows

Woman afraid of a computer mouse.

Computer Room.

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

Tech Support/Counseling for Anxiety caused by tech-support.

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

Pensioners and Phones

'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'

'Your last tech job offered generous options? So do we: Take it or leave it.'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty to tax evasion by reason of math phobia.'

"I'm certainly no expert on the matter, but throwing the copier out the window just may be a sign you're suffering from stress."

'...one kilobyte of idiot.'

Bee

STRIP Hambone: Living in the box the computer who replaced him came in

"Yes I DO mind being put on hold! I only have a two week life span."

'...and we've converted this room into a home office.'

Tech stocks rose on news that 98% of the population are addicted to gadgets.

'Lord, NO! Take me instead!'

STRIP Hambone: Suicidal over a computer error

"Grampa didn't like the internet until he found sites that confirm his biases."

'This PowerPoint slide has a dynamic layout comparing reading scores throughout the district, which you would have seen if I remembered to bring a spare projection bulb.'

'Sorry - I've deleted you,'

"Push '4' to hear these options again...and this time pay attention!"

'Good evening - you have been chosen to receive at least five annoying phone calls this evening.'