Tech Mishap Fan Mugs

When Butt-dialers Talk

I have to let you go, Dobson. I've just found out you were hired because of a computer error.

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Time Machine Collision

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

The Rugby Throw Up.

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"It appears you have a virus."

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

Discus accidents.

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

"I asked my investment advisor for something that was low cost, easy to manage, and also functions on its own. He suggested an index fund or a robo vac."

Woman finds something in her soup.

'Let me start off by saying this: I called you in here by mistake, and now I want you to leave.'

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

"See? Right there - my wedding ring."

Future Nostalgia

Sling

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

Broken legs and broken nose in the hospital.

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

Maths Fail

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)

"Sorry about the reception, Lou. I grabbed my enchilada by mistake."

"But I'm hot on the trail of my Google doppelgänger."

'Last month's meeting ended on a high note. Primarily because a disgruntled investor kicked our CEO in the groin.'

'I accidentally sent this week's data charts to the 3-D printer.'

Selfie Extension Stik