Tech-life Balance Seeker Gifts

"Mom, I can't take the stress of social media. I'm running away from my home page!"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

Where your mind & battle are los

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'I hate leaving work when I feel I could have delegated more.'

Golfing Boss

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Work Parfait

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

Born In Captivity.

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

"At this office no two days are different."

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

"A dozen eggs and a pint of semi-skimmed...Sorry, looks like I left my presentation in my other coat."

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."