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'We're running into a problem every time we try to monitor the eye movement of visitors on your website.'

'How do I know you brought your phone to class? You're the only one in the room vibrating.'

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"What's that you're reading?"

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

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"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

"Son, you're old enough now to learn about something we call 'compliance'...."

'Our ratings are down. Let's blame it on the media.'

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

'The Parkinson would be good PR, but should I wear the hair shirt or the sackcloth and ashes?'

'The global economy supplies basic tools. A lot of us get the axe.'

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

"Will you two stop giggling every time I say 'assets'?"

"My lawyer doesn't trust my agent who doesn't trust the director who doesn't trust the screenwriter who doesn't trust me. All perfectly normal."

"Facebook VP — you'll be in Circle No. 4."

'I was trying to predict future market trends and the computer blew up!'

'The music business.'

'I stopped paying attention to polls since a poll showed voters prefer someone who ignores the polls.'

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

Man about executive: 'Success went to his head. There was plenty of room there.'

'We've decided to call off our go-slow.'

"You know how to whistle don't you Steve, you just put your lips together and blow. . . but I wouldn't recommend it."

"Great work on the annual report, John. It's fact-driven, yet delightfully unencumbered by reality!"

"Surprisingly, it's not in reverse order."

Computer scared of user