Tech Insider T-Shirts

'We're running into a problem every time we try to monitor the eye movement of visitors on your website.'

Some Google Guy Wants to De-emphasize Empathy

'How do I know you brought your phone to class? You're the only one in the room vibrating.'

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Data From a Truck

"What's that you're reading?"

"We've been cancelled."

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

HUAWEI 5G

"Perhaps it was too soon for a self-driving wheel."

Facelook

Supermarket Merge

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

"Son, you're old enough now to learn about something we call 'compliance'...."

'Our ratings are down. Let's blame it on the media.'

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

Facebook/Cambridge Analytica Scandal

"Will you two stop giggling every time I say 'assets'?"

'The Parkinson would be good PR, but should I wear the hair shirt or the sackcloth and ashes?'

"Facebook VP — you'll be in Circle No. 4."

'The global economy supplies basic tools. A lot of us get the axe.'

"My lawyer doesn't trust my agent who doesn't trust the director who doesn't trust the screenwriter who doesn't trust me. All perfectly normal."

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

Spying Smart TV

Elon Musk upset that 'X'is still referred to as 'Twitteer'.

'I was trying to predict future market trends and the computer blew up!'

'The music business.'

'I stopped paying attention to polls since a poll showed voters prefer someone who ignores the polls.'

"Great work on the annual report, John. It's fact-driven, yet delightfully unencumbered by reality!"

Man about executive: 'Success went to his head. There was plenty of room there.'

Computer scared of user

The Unbearableness of Being Inanimate

'We've decided to call off our go-slow.'