Tech History Explorer Mugs

"We hired him because he's the only one who knows how they work."

Robotic Man

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

The original paperless office

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Early Colour TV

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

Connected to Technology.

Your Future Home.

Fossil record player.

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

Early Programmers.

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled."

'If I can't do it by iPhone, I don't do it.'

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

Old Phones Lasagne

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'We haven't the foggiest what it does,but it plugs into a computer and retails for three fifity.'

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

Information Tightrope.

Entomology Reference

"Home is where the WiFi is."

"Hello ... Susan ... Joe ... Not ... Make ... It ... Me ... Joe's ... Robot ... Me ... Programmed ... Take ... You ... Dinner ..."

Another new, really cool-looking gadget in a desperate search for a problem to solve.