Tech Guardian T-Shirts

Angel and devil advising on whether a man should open an email attachment.

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

Terrorism Recruitment

Information Security

Hate Platforms

"Welcome to the future"

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Crocodile Selfie

"What's that you're reading?"

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

HUAWEI 5G

Computer Crimes

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

"The results of your last project are back and it appears the app you created makes you obsolete."

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'