Tech Giant Dreamer Mugs

"It's that Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

Artist and Musician

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"I'm starting to think stripes."