Tech Gadget Aficionado Mugs

'I'm telling you, George, with a radar detector it's impossible for the police to catch you speeding.'

Have you been texting during work hours again?

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

Digital Fomo!

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Cellphone Islands

Nerd tryouts.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

US v.s. Tech Giants

Dawing your Cellphone

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

Bicycle sat nav.

'E-books?'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

Terry had a computer bug.

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

'New Game'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."