Tech Fairy Tale Adventurer Prints

'I threw out two small thumb drives last night...and the beanstalk was there this morning.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Time Machine Collision

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"Hugh fans!"

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

Pan Extension Chord

Playground Pipe Dreams

Meet the new factory manager.

Sleeping Beauty.

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

'I'm sorry. I have to cite you because the frog you kissed and turned into a prince was an endangered species.'

"When we're not hibernating, I've gone ahead and listed our cave as an Airbnb."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

Take me to your leader. . .

Witch dice.

"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!"

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

Scenic selfie site

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"How'd I find you? I followed you on Twitter."

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

'You know how you've always wanted to go on a balloon safari..?'

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

The segway RV.

'Why look dear, here's the exit already! And to think that gatekeeper fellow said no one's ever finished the maze.'