Tech Escape Artist Mugs

'But I don't want to be a computer programmer!'

"Nope. I came here to relax and not check my messages."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Digital skid row"

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cellphones or video games."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

'This chart shows how much time we waste every day looking at charts.'

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"Sorry, I'm preaching again. Why don't we pause for a moment while I pass around the collection plate."

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

Tweaking the CV.

Crib Escape

"It's safe to close your eyes and relax...these meetings are safety equipped with front and side airbags."

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

"Sorry I'm late. Traffic was fine. I just don't like any of you and don't want to be here."

Chairmen of the Bored

Desert Island Fantasies

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Wishing Well

Office worker chips a golf ball into in tray on a desk at work.

"I'd like to point out yet again...there is no napping in meetings."

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.