Tech Enthusiasts With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

Beep beep beep beep beep beep. The guys must be her "back-up" singers.

Selfie Stick

'Some things shouldn't be computerized.'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Hiding the electronics.

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

Internet.

The Evolution Of Man.

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

Technological Dependence.

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

Foxhole - digging robot

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

Oog is backing up all our files.

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

Communication

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

"Do you believe the world is all an illusion?" "I know it is. I know it can be bent by our collective will. When I was born, there were horses and buggies in the streets. But as soon as we all believed we could do it, we went to the moon." "Oh, I agree. That's why I'm trying to get the whole internet to retweet 'It's possible to upload our minds into immortal robot bodies.' If the entire hive mind of Earth tweets that at the same time, it's got to come true." "I hope not. I'd hate for you to end

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."