Tech Distractionist Prints

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

Screen Time vs Book Time

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

Guru.

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Timpson?

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"I virtually finished my homework."

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"I'm just saying, if you had to turn off the TV, would you still remember how?"

"This isn't really helping."

"I believe this will be an adequate busy look."

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.

Ned stepped out of the office for a little texting, tweeting, status updating and general web surfing...hours later his GPS app placed him deep in the woods.

"I'll now show the doodles form the last committee meeting."

"How do you spell 'procrastination'?"

"Don't forget to empty the dish washer."

"I heard you have a really bad toothache." "Meh. Not anymore." "‘Meh’?" "I got bored of that, so I just moved on." "Amazing." "‘Mindless over matter’" "Bored of this phone."

"I am doing my homework, but it's hard not to get distracted in this click-bait media environment."

'I'm busy flinging birds at pigs, go away.'

Facebook - You have 17 requests to get on with your work.

"Am I the only one who can see that sign?"

"If the universe wanted us to be productive it wouldn't have given us social media."

'The doctor will see you shortly. He has a few hundred email jokes he has to forward.'

'Can't you take out the trash, Mom? ? I'm busy deleting junk e-mail.'

"Hang on...I think you're losing me."

"You need to get out here – we just had another texting-while-walking mishap."

"I bet the decline in the U.S. birth rate is thanks to Wordle."

"My husband fell into the bear enclosure! I threw my phone down there. I think it bought him some time."

"Can I call you back? I'm shopping."

This P.C. has been porn free for 23 days