Tech Disaster Planner Prints

Nigel's new 'smart' doorbell didn't live up to expectations...

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Tsunami Evac Route

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Disasters

Hurricane damage to trees

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

Customer tangled up in velvet rope is trying to ring bell for help.

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

'My backup special...'

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

"On the other hand, voting to fund disaster relief would violate my conservative principles."

'I'm taking no chances.'

Good News/Bad News: Crisis Control Center

'The end is near.'

Saving up for a rainy day.

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'

Future World Records