Tech Disaster Planner Prints

Nigel's new 'smart' doorbell didn't live up to expectations...

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

"I can see our house from here."

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

What's your contingency plan, Randy? My what? If a calamity of biblical proportions were to strike here in Canardville, would you flee across the bridge to Candorville? Or would you search in vain for a fallout-resistant bunker, before surrendering to the cruel inevitability of your demise? I ask just for the sake of discussion. No reason to panic. Totally unrelated: I just found out someone who's definitely not me is selling fallout bunkers at buy-this-now-if-you-want-to-live.com. Very bad man.

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Tsunami Evac Route

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Disasters

Hurricane damage to trees

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

Customer tangled up in velvet rope is trying to ring bell for help.

"On the other hand, voting to fund disaster relief would violate my conservative principles."

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

Extraterrestrial kicks rocks on his planet, which turn into meteors crashing to earth.

'My backup special...'

Good News/Bad News: Crisis Control Center

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

'I'm taking no chances.'

'The end is near.'

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'

Saving up for a rainy day.