Tech-dependent Soul Mugs

Hell has no wi-fi.

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

"Does the ark have wifi?"

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

". . . and don't forget to like and subscribe to my channel. Amen."

Holy phone

'I think maybe the spell checker wore out.'

Couple entering tunnel of love, man on mobile phone says: 'Can I call you back? I'm going into a tunnel.'

CAN'T FIND CHARGER

"My GPS says we’re not even close to the trail … and it’s blaming you."

Maybe we should put away our phones - she's trying to text on a cracker.

"Every time I offer them an upgrade, they click on 'not now'."

"He's so used to his phone calculating his tip, he forgot how to do it himself. His phone died, so he's been sitting there for over an hour trying to figure it out."

"We can't stay. Charles freaks out without some electronic device beeping or blinking at him."

"There's nothing more beautiful than a full battery."

'You've stumped me with that question, I think that's something you need to Google'

"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."

'Don't get smart with me!'

Welcome To Utopia - No phones Past This Point

'You don't need GPS to take out the trash, Kevin.'

"Hey, Siri. Remind me why I married a man who couldn’t find his way out of our driveway."

"A-ha, I've proven them wrong! The computer, my one and only friend, says I have high EQ."

Forgot Password & User ID

"I brought my own nature sounds."

'When I type in your name plus sin, sir, there are over twenty million results.'

'Come out, come out, wherever you are!'

"It's lovely up here but I just feel vulnerable when I'm this far from a cash dispenser..."

"They used to be symbols, but now they just pick up wi-fi."

"Baldo, how can I create a new folder so I can move these files but not these others?"

"Don't blame me! The computer crashed and couldn't remind me of your birthday!"

"Remember, you'll never find true enlightenment through search engines."

WI-FI and HI-FI.