Tech Debate Participants T-Shirts

"Looking at your phone while walking? Big deal! In my day we ran with scissors."

Arizona In Black

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"And then I said, 'They're not Christians, they're Easter Worshippers!' Cause we can't say the 'C' word out. . ."

It Makes Sense If You're a Democrat

While guns don't kill people, recent horror shootings call for new stringent gun controls...

Immigration Measures in USA.

What concerns you more about politicians, unanswered questions or unquestioned answers?

Republican Mutant Mammoth

"Motion denied then"

"This is our format: Three minutes to present your case, two minutes each for rebuttal, one minute for summing up, and thirty seconds for claiming victory."

"Of course you couldn't be replaced by an app. It would take at least two."

High Tech/Low Tech.

'Safety Net.'

Modern Nursery Rhymes

"My client can't help his verbal obfuscation. He's suffering from straightforwardness dysfunctionality."

"Thank god it wasn't a mega budget."

"I like it, but let's replace the 'evolved from apes' bit with something more plausible - like a talking snake."

Labour party boat in stormy sea towing Lib Dem boat

You Can't Fool All The People...

"I deny causing any increase in hate speech."

U.S. politics

Moot Point: Welcome to members of the debating club on their annual hike.

"None of this seems to be doing me any good at all!"

"It's no secret that rural broadband coverage is a scandal. Everyone knows that it's holding back development and it's a nightmare for locals."

World Bank and the Gas Supply

It's 10 PM. Is your online information being used by 'Big Data' to manipulate you.

"God created Adam 'Lord of all living creatures'. I just wish He had mentioned it to Eve!"

This is Sadie. I've got a question. I usually give people the benefit of the doubt. I usually don't think those who disagree with me are evil. But after I listen to you, I feel like everyone but you and me is trying to destroy the country. You know who's trying to destroy the country? Who? Callers who can't tell the difference between a question and a statement. I'm sorry. How can I atone, Master? Excellent question.

'We kings aren't either all alike!'

"Look! - Bloody sponging foreigners...."

It's so quaint that you're reading a book. Stuff it. You really should get a e-reader. They're hip, great-looking. The future. And apparently you can get really good books on them. Apparently? Owning it is the main thing. Reading is for book people. I fear truth in this.

America is led by a blind shepherd into a Bottomless Pit.

'As we tighten immigration and seal our borders, we promise to keep the exemption for pro hockey, baseball and basketball players.'

"If I vote for Hillary, it will be a vote against Trump. If I vote for Trump, it'll be a vote against Hillary and Bill..."