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"Looking at your phone while walking? Big deal! In my day we ran with scissors."

Arizona In Black

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

While guns don't kill people, recent horror shootings call for new stringent gun controls...

"And then I said, 'They're not Christians, they're Easter Worshippers!' Cause we can't say the 'C' word out. . ."

Immigration Measures in USA.

"Motion denied then"

"This is our format: Three minutes to present your case, two minutes each for rebuttal, one minute for summing up, and thirty seconds for claiming victory."

'Safety Net.'

"Of course you couldn't be replaced by an app. It would take at least two."

High Tech/Low Tech.

Republican Mutant Mammoth

Modern Nursery Rhymes

"My client can't help his verbal obfuscation. He's suffering from straightforwardness dysfunctionality."

"Thank god it wasn't a mega budget."

Labour party boat in stormy sea towing Lib Dem boat

"I like it, but let's replace the 'evolved from apes' bit with something more plausible - like a talking snake."

"I deny causing any increase in hate speech."

U.S. politics

You Can't Fool All The People...

Moot Point: Welcome to members of the debating club on their annual hike.

"None of this seems to be doing me any good at all!"

"It's no secret that rural broadband coverage is a scandal. Everyone knows that it's holding back development and it's a nightmare for locals."

"God created Adam 'Lord of all living creatures'. I just wish He had mentioned it to Eve!"

'We kings aren't either all alike!'

It's 10 PM. Is your online information being used by 'Big Data' to manipulate you.

World Bank and the Gas Supply

"Look! - Bloody sponging foreigners...."

'...And now, a guest editorial from Mr. Elbert W. Franty, who is here to protest violence on telev--AARGH!'

'As we tighten immigration and seal our borders, we promise to keep the exemption for pro hockey, baseball and basketball players.'

'Free will isn't either a cop-out!'

"If I vote for Hillary, it will be a vote against Trump. If I vote for Trump, it'll be a vote against Hillary and Bill..."

America is led by a blind shepherd into a Bottomless Pit.