Tech Conversation Starter Prints

"We've been born into a surveillance society."

"I'm trying to get my screen time down to 1 day a day."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"You're such a good listener."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"He gets easily abstracted."

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"We don't talk anymore."

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.