Tech-challenged Teacher Prints

My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

'Early Laptops.'

Teacher removes 'School Paper' sign and replaces it with 'School Blog' sign.

"It's amazing! There's even a place to put your beer!"

"Now right-click on the icon."

'Here you go, Miss Harris, all my homework is here on my smart phone!'

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

'Jeez, grandmom, here's your problem...you connect to WiFi, not HiFi!'

'In our advanced technology course, we teach you how to use the latest in consumer products no matter how fast they come out.'

Error! Lesson Plan has no Aim!

"New tricks CD Rom"

'I need ur homework ASAP!'

'They call it a remote because that's the chnaces of me being able to program it.'

Student to teacher about flash cards: 'When did they add emoticons to the cards?'

"Nothing makes me feel so old as having to scroll down and down to find my year of birth."

'When I was a student, wireless data transmission meant passing notes in class.'

STRIP Hambone: To old to work computers

"Jimmy Jones' parents allow him to be home schooled by Google."

"You just put it in the slot - you don't to push the 'send' key!"

Reminiscing with Two Old-Timers

"Students only know the three Rs in context of the tree Ts: texts, tweets and tumblr."

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

"Looks like another case of someone over forty trying to understand Snapchat."

'I can't come over to play video games after school. I'm teaching an adult education class on using the internet to download and upload music and photos.'

"Hit the 'like' button on your way out!"

"Let's see...I believe a computer will be available for your class six weeks from Friday between ten and eleven in the morning."

"Virtual workouts are getting so realistic."