Tech-break Taker Prints

"I'm turning off my iPhone for an hour and having a meLunch."

"My email is down... talk to me."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Careful! He knows computers."

"Who can we call?"

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

'What I don't like about computers is that you can't fire them.'

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

Unicorn in the Woods

"No, not that button!"

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

"You've called tech-support so often that it was decided that it's more practical if I just come and live with you."

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

Explosion - "About the computer, try to remember the last three keys you pressed."

"Don't embarrass me again, spell-checker."

"I.T. says these new laptops they gave us come loaded with all the latest viruses."

'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'

"This is a computer speaking. I will now misconnect you and your party."

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

Gun Control Rally

"You idiot. How many times have I told you not to text while flying?"

'I can't get the hang of this cloud computing...'

'The dog ate the flash drive with my homework on it...but I hope to get it back real soon!'

"My goodness, Gurkenham! This is the worst case of identity theft I've ever seen!"

Error: Out of memory.

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

STRIP Hambone: Horribly wrong

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'