Tech Advancements Pillows

Digital Fomo!

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

Lynching on social media

"Welcome to the future"

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"My email is down... talk to me."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

The Anti-Agent

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Robot Parts $5

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

In the Guru District

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Polly txt speak

Computer Room.

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

The Computer Bore

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Jack of all trades

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

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