Teasing Mugs

"Very funny."

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

'Wedge!! I said give me a wedge!!'

Kate's Evil Plan: 'It's all part of the plan...to rule the world...Bad behaviour draws a lot of attention, but if you're good, they'll never see you coming.'

'It's a shame really, he used to have his leg pulled a lot when he was a boy.'

"Why'd you get this fake beard?"

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Gracie, no matter how smart-pants you are...I still love you."

"I'm wearing new cologne. I hope Smiley is able to control herself around me today."

Hit Me

Jeffrey's Time Machine: 'This is why I hate talking to Geeky science boys!!'

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

"Oh my, you're a dirty little weasel, aren't you darling?!"

"Will you stop saying I hit a birdie on that last hole! Is it my fault that bird flew into the path of my ball?"

Banana striptease...

"Will you stop saying 'I thought you liked a bit of rough...!!'"

"There's Cuthbert! - He's always good for a wind-up..."

"Did we switch everything off before we left?"

Really tall guy with a 'Kick Me' sign attached.

Banter Area.

'Oh stop it, oh you are a tease.' 'Henry's back is playing up again.'

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

'Brothers like me don't grow on trees you know.'

'My dad says I'm good at training little animals - Sit, boy!'

'That's 84 in a row! A new record!'

Vicar Baiting

'Hey Goldie, the house is on fire!' 'Wow, I just found out the world is round!' 'I hear they're gonna make gloves out of you.'

'When you take off your glasses and put a bag over your head you're gorgeous!'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

Tartar sauce.

'I don't like the look of yours...'

'Dad... He's still making faces at me!'

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

"If I had a million dollars, I'd buy myself a new car, a new house for Dad and new clothes for Tia Carmen!"