Tear-jerker Aficionado T-Shirts

"Did I miss something?"

Man: 'So how was your tear-jerker movie Ladies? Did you cry your eyes out?!'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Small child building a large contraption from junk

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

The Philip Marlow family

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Cheerleaders

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

Man indignant at having caught no fish

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

Newton's Law and Order.

Young Stephen King

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

Dollar on the run for devils, zombies and demons.

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

The shape of things to come

"You've even got me confused now but I'm reasonably sure it's 'righty tighty - lefty loosey'."

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

"Oscar has been known to reinvent himself."

'When an outboard goes overboard'

"Yes, that is the book I wrote, but it was heavily edited by a homicidal maniac."

Crimy, Denis, it used to just be you. . . .

Mc Seven

NSA

"Damn it, Flopsy, you've cost me another bust."

"No—a bigger box."

"Good news, Mrs. Jennings! The lump in your throat isn't cancer, it's from watching a lot of sad movies."

Machine

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

"You're not my husband."