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"Did I miss something?"

Man: 'So how was your tear-jerker movie Ladies? Did you cry your eyes out?!'

Small child building a large contraption from junk

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

The Philip Marlow family

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

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Cheerleaders

Man indignant at having caught no fish

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

Newton's Law and Order.

Young Stephen King

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

Dollar on the run for devils, zombies and demons.

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

The shape of things to come

"You've even got me confused now but I'm reasonably sure it's 'righty tighty - lefty loosey'."

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

NSA

Crimy, Denis, it used to just be you. . . .

"Oscar has been known to reinvent himself."

'When an outboard goes overboard'

'I hate chick flicks!' 'Sniff...me too...'

"Yes, that is the book I wrote, but it was heavily edited by a homicidal maniac."

'How much longer are you two going to practice the theme music from 'Psycho'?'

'... and then he slammed the door in my face...'

The Spy Who Loved Me

Mc Seven

"Damn it, Flopsy, you've cost me another bust."

"Good news, Mrs. Jennings! The lump in your throat isn't cancer, it's from watching a lot of sad movies."

"No—a bigger box."

"You're not my husband."

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