Teamwork Strategist Mugs

"It's a symbiotic relationship. I feed him seeds and berries, and he pecks out the eyes of my enemies."

'As a team we can create problems none of us could cause as individuals.'

Wrong leadership.

"Always be a team player...that way there's always someone around to blame."

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"Staff support"

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Reach for the Star.

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"Women Supporting Women!"

"He's not really much of a leader...he just has a lot of followers."

Team Leader

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

"Any questions?"

Go team!

Welcome to the Team

"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team."

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

'We're like family. I look out for them. They look out for me.'

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

"Leadership is all about knowing who to delegate responsibility for all your mistakes."

Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Teamwork!

"Always remember...it takes teamwork to get me that promotion!"