Teamwork Skeptics T-Shirts

Silo sweet silo

"Any questions?"

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

"Leadership is all about knowing who to delegate responsibility for all your mistakes."

Teamwork!

"Always remember...it takes teamwork to get me that promotion!"

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

'My team likes to see me spring into action.'

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

Wrong leadership.

"Managing a major project in these challenging times requires IMAGINATION, the FIRST thing I'd like you to imagine is that you have a team to help you."

'It could be worse. Imagine what it'd be like if we hadn't gone to that team building session last week.'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Worked Well In Groups...

'Yes, I work well with others - just not with these others.'

"Just look what we can accomplish when we work towards a common goal...LUNCH!"

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

Man catching a woman on flying trapeze.

High Five

"Yeah! It was GREAT teaming up with Catwoman. I just wish she didn't sleep for 18 hours a day..."

'I think we need a good Project Manager to coordinate our efforts...'

Modeling gig

'Why, those little dickens! Somehow they must have figured out that we're coming to give them their measles shots!'

The entire team applauds you.

The three Musketeers give a PowerPoint.

"So, which rung are you on my corporate ladder?"

The pass the ball to Jones for a three=pointer. I wish I got to shoot sometimes. Me too. Public Health Dept. Vaccine Distribution. Distributing the vaccine is just like when we were coaching basketball. We draw up a plan which specifies who gets the shots. And whatever we decide some people will be unhappy.

"We need a dedicated team player. How are you at toiling in obscurity?"

"I finally have a team that thinks like me."

Tandem Stoker Not Pedaling.

Builders.

'Ladies and gentlemen, we are the best team money can buy. Now LET'S PLAY BALL!'

"I see that, but can you play well with others?"

Health care success #4