Teamwork Enthusiasts Gifts

'Remember, we're all in this together - except for Purvison, who will take all the blame.'

The pass the ball to Jones for a three=pointer. I wish I got to shoot sometimes. Me too. Public Health Dept. Vaccine Distribution. Distributing the vaccine is just like when we were coaching basketball. We draw up a plan which specifies who gets the shots. And whatever we decide some people will be unhappy.

"Hold it. I've got an idea.Why don't you try working together toward a common goal for a change?"

'With your looks and my brains... Or is it your brains and my looks?'

'Why, those little dickens! Somehow they must have figured out that we're coming to give them their measles shots!'

Engineer propping up architects in a survival marathon.

Joe and Joe, synchronized thinkers.

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"Staff support"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

Reach for the Star.

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

"Women Supporting Women!"

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"He's not really much of a leader...he just has a lot of followers."

Team Leader

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

Welcome to the Team

"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team."

Go team!

"Any questions?"

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

'We're like family. I look out for them. They look out for me.'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

'These are job perks.'

"Leadership is all about knowing who to delegate responsibility for all your mistakes."

Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Teamwork!

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.