Team Sports Aficionado Pillows

'Alright, who detonated the thermonuclear paintball bomb?'

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Hockey Season.

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

The Harper Plays Cricket.

First Prize!

Cristiano Ronaldo

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

Welcome to Teamville, Population: 7 ... great people to work with.

101 uses of a dead cat: spring board.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

A skier and a paraglider

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

Multitasking executive dog

Football.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Fox hunting.

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

Soccer player being showered with toilet roles and a toilet.

'Steeee-rike three!'