Team Sports Aficionado Pillows

'Alright, who detonated the thermonuclear paintball bomb?'

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'Well, I must say I never thought team-building exercises could be such fun.'

Hockey Season.

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

The Harper Plays Cricket.

Cristiano Ronaldo

Pole Vault Rules

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

First Prize!

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

101 uses of a dead cat: spring board.

Multitasking executive dog

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Football.

'Sounds like it'll flop.'

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

Fox hunting.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

A skier and a paraglider

Welcome to Teamville, Population: 7 ... great people to work with.

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

Soccer player being showered with toilet roles and a toilet.