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'When i suggested you get another member for your tug-o-war team I wasn't thinking of Clive the Clydesdale and you know it!'

Rugby...simply a great way to meet people.

'Well, I must say I never thought team-building exercises could be such fun.'

Jason regretted his decision to leave the team to pursue a solo career in basketball.

"But, Gridly, you signed up for softball."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

Go team!

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Football Chameleon

If nobody had invented graphics

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

Monica Seles

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

A married couple share the same pole vault.

Ratminton

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

A day at the transgenic races

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

Gary turns 40.

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Saving a Heart