Team Retreat Pillows

"That's unanimous then - we don't know what to do."

"He didn't catch me. I thought this exercise was to build trust."

'We like the teamwork idea, but Billy won't let us play with his ball.'

'We like the teamwork idea, but Mr. Superstar won't let us play with his ball.'

Teamwork

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

"Looks like we found the issue."

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"This position has become very important to the company."

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"The meeting will come to order."

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'How can we solve this problem by eating?'

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

A presenter with a very complex chart to explain a business plan - 'And it's as simple as that!'

"Who wants to hear a funny story about the third quarter?"

Teamwork!

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

'He was only reaching for his powerpoint presentation pointer.'

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

"And best of all, it comes fully loaded!"

"Always remember...it takes teamwork to get me that promotion!"

'Our problem is how to lower quality while raising prices...'

"My preferred pronoun is they."

"He thought this would illustrate the company hierarchy more clearly than the organizational chart."

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

'My team likes to see me spring into action.'