Team Playing T-Shirts

The girls' hoops team we sponsor is undefeated? What a turnaround. Lots can change in a year. Remember little Tracy Jensen? One hot chocolate. Not so little anymore. And an entire ham. Victory.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Staff support"

Remote control pirate bully

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Church for sports worshipers.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Welcome to the Team

"Tommy!"

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Boy rolled into a snowball

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"I AM at my usual position."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'