Team Overhauler Prints

"As the new head coach, my first move will be to blow up the entire roster."

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

Currently Boston

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

What Do Doctors Dream About?

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

Twisted Peel works overtime.

The Move.

'Well, at least we eliminated all the problems we didn't have.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"And THAT was just the weekend!"

"So that is unanimous then - nobody has a clue what to do."

"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month."

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'

'I've been transferred again.'

"Deputy, round up a posse, I can't find my phone."

Is this the kickoff meeting?

"Great, only 1,692,358 emails."

'If anybody else asks me if they can transfer to the England cricket team, they're fired!'

The reason you will never catch up with your paperwork is that late at night, in a nest of shredded manila folders, your most important files have babies.

"This is your supervision, your time. Feel free to tell me anything."

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

"Too many tabs open."

"Working an 80 hour week never did me any harm!"

'You know you're the most important person on our crew since you keep the coffee machine working.'

Lots of people are lousy at counting calories... and they have the figures to prove it!

"These caseloads are impossible I've got TWICE the number I should I can't be in two places at once!"

'It's always the same. I talk to sales, I talk to marketing, but nobody talks.'

'Forget it, I don't support them anymore.'

'His Mandarin's OK, but he needs extra tuition in differential calculus.'

"Nope, no New Year's resolutions for me this year—I'm still working on a backlog dating from '87."