Team Meeting Enthusiast Prints

"How did we manage to put so much imagination into this proposal? Because we're all delusional!"

"Yoo hoo, the meeting's over here."

'Now that I have your attention...'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"The meeting will come to order."

"Any questions?"

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

"Leadership is all about knowing who to delegate responsibility for all your mistakes."

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"Who wants to hear a funny story about the third quarter?"

Teamwork!

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

"Always remember...it takes teamwork to get me that promotion!"

"My preferred pronoun is they."

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

"I'll be glad when they invent PowerPoint."

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

"Fine - you don't want to run in the corporate 5K - I get it. What about the corporate cage fighting team?"

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

'Come on, come on, let's work together!'

'It's settled then. Your people will meet with my people if they ever get me any people.'

Wrong leadership.

"Managing a major project in these challenging times requires IMAGINATION, the FIRST thing I'd like you to imagine is that you have a team to help you."

'We're a democracy here, as long as everyone votes in favour of what I want!'

'Natalie, would you please bring me the buzzword du jour?'

Meeting. 'Meh.'

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

Dog Park Zoom

Jose Mourinho & Roman Abramovich Caricature.

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'