Team-building Skeptic Mugs

'What kind of team building exercise is this?'

'Sir, we're a real team! None of us knows how to do things right!'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"My email is down... talk to me."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

21st century water cooler conversations.

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

"He's not really much of a leader...he just has a lot of followers."

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

Welcome to the Team

'We're like family. I look out for them. They look out for me.'

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

Teamwork!

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

'Here's another one that'll make you blow your stack.'

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

Teamwork

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

Belief and Trust.

'Come on, come on, let's work together!'